This is my first time anonymously sending a creepy fantasy message, but here goes; I want to be your puppy dog. I want you to give me a collar, leash and a new name and to take me for walkies, play fetch and make me eat/drink out of a bowl by your feet. What do you say? (Also, how much of a disappointment was the second season of Twin Peaks? The finale sort of made up for it though)